How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 12: "False Positive" Quotes
Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.
Ted
Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
Robin
Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.
Ted
Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
Marshall
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
Who's the eye broccoli?
Barney
