How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "False Positive" Quotes (Page 2)

Ted: When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Robin: The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Ted: Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Robin: Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Barney: Who's the eye broccoli?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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