How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip" Quotes
Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4