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Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.

So you're the therapist. You know it's one thing to pretend to be a therapist and bang your patients, that's normal, but to do it for real? Little creepy bro.

Barney

Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!

It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.

Barney

Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!

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