How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Game Night" Quotes

Victoria: Well boyfriends, I've only had 2.
Robin: Prude alert!
Victoria: Well, that's serious boyfriends, I've dated other guys in between.
Robin: Slut alert!
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Barney: Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit free since 93. So that was a lie.
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet, though you kinda ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney [making a fake phone call]: Hi, leg warehouse? Yeah, my friend Ted needs something to stand on... So, nothing for him to stand on? Ok, thanks so much
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: My life rocks! Money, suits, and sex? These are tears of joy! I could be cooped up in an apartment, changing some brat's poopy diaper but instead I'm out in the world being awesome 24/7/365! You let me dodge a bullet, big guy
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Victoria, that was an honest and mature answer. You may advance to the Gumdrop Mountains
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Victoria: I will tell you my most humiliating story.
Marshall: Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up.
Victoria: OK, it involves a game of Truth or Dare, a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community.
Future Ted: ... Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great...
Marshall: That is the greatest story ever!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Well, we have the whole place to ourselves...
Lily: I'm thinking...floor sex!
Marshall: Sounds reasonable
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Future Ted: We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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