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How-i-met-your-mother

(about picking world peace over his suits) I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.

Barney

To score would be just fine, but I would rather be dressed to the nines.

Barney

This is unbelievable, but you just picked out the three things in this entire room that are my roommates.

Cindy

And her ass - I'd wear that thing for a hat.

Lily

No! My suit gave its life for this cause and I will not rest till she is mine.

Barney

Tim: Your suits death is another suits life.
Barney: Do it.
Tim: You're doing the right thing.
(Barney sobs)
Tim: Please don't cry on this - it's silk.

Suits and insecure woman. I hate them I really just hate them.

Barney

Hey I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you.

Marshall

Hey look at me - I promise I will not fall in love with your roommate.

Ted
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