How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Girls Vs. Suits" Quotes

Barney: (about picking world peace over his suits) I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.
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Barney: To score would be just fine, but I would rather be dressed to the nines.
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Cindy: This is unbelievable, but you just picked out the three things in this entire room that are my roommates.
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Lily: And her ass - I'd wear that thing for a hat.
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Barney: No! My suit gave its life for this cause and I will not rest till she is mine.
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Tim: Your suits death is another suits life.
Barney: Do it.
Tim: You're doing the right thing.
(Barney sobs)
Tim: Please don't cry on this - it's silk.
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Barney: Suits and insecure woman. I hate them I really just hate them.
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Marshall: Hey I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you.
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Ted: Hey look at me - I promise I will not fall in love with your roommate.
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Ted: It's funny sometimes you walk into a place and you know you're exactly where you're supposed to be.
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