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How-i-met-your-mother

It's funny sometimes you walk into a place and you know you're exactly where you're supposed to be.

Ted

Awe you're so sweet, but, compare to that woman I'm like three day old garbage.

Lily

I'm going to be like, "drop the act baby doll daddy needs another gin and tonic".

Barney

Look at all those guys. Eww! The sidewalk is going to smell like pee-pee now.

Lily

Only two things could cause that commotion - boobs.

Barney

Ted: So do you ever date cute idiots?
Cindy: Almost exclusively.

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