How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Glitter" Quotes

Robin: Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Robin Sparkles: Hey Jessica, how's your beaver.
Jessica Glitter: Great! How's your beaver?
Robin Sparkles: Busy as ever!
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Ted: A-ha! When a second uterus plumped becomes...
Marshall: Dude.. feel the room.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: Space? Teens? Is this a porno?!?!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: It's Robin Sparkles 3 ya'll!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: SCIENCE! There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals...Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson.
Robin: Aaaand nope!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 8
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