How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers" Quotes
Clint: But you have your own sexual memories with your mom, don't you? Exiting her womb, receiving her milk. You get me, don't you.
Ted: Please don't.
• Rating: Unrated
Virginia: I can't believe I am with that man.
Ted: Mom, it's okay. You don't have to settle. There are plenty of other-
Virginia: He's so COOL!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Clint: Your mother is a very erotic woman.
Ted: Please don't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: [repeated line] The only question ... was I drunk, or a kid?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: [repeated line] Robin cried at Clint's song!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: [to Robin] I'm sorry, they're all out of pretzels. I know how emotional they make you. It's okay. Let it go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: The auction was yesterday, my bid was accepted and I signed the papers this morning!
Barney: Was the Blair Witch easy to deal with or did she haggle over closing costs?
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: I'm gonna set up the grill out back, it's gonna be a total sausage fest. Party. Burgers. We'll do burgers.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: This is going to be the home I share with my future wife.
Barney: Is she in the room with us now, Ted?
• Rating: Unrated
Inspector: These hips? They're not Eriksen baby compliant.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 14
