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Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.

Marshall

Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.

So now, phrama girls are the hottest profession.

Barney

I'm in the upright and locked position.

Barney

Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.

Barney

You "right now-ed" Scooter?

Marshall

Poster whore.

Lily

I've been the hookee and the hooker.

Robin

Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.

Lily

I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.

Tiffany

Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes

I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.

Tiffany

Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.

Barney
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