How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Hooked" Quotes

Marshall: Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: So now, phrama girls are the hottest profession.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I'm in the upright and locked position.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: You "right now-ed" Scooter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Poster whore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: I've been the hookee and the hooker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tiffany: I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

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