How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever" Quotes (Page 2)

Don: You're stuck in a dead end gig, surrounding by people going, doing the news in your tightie whities.
Robin: That underwear thing as your choice, and I don't like that it's catching on.
 • Rating: Unrated
Don: My colonoscopy had more viewers than this show. At least that had some twists and turns.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Ted: Come on, take it to the roof, we said no smoking after you torched the throw rug doing push ups.
Marshall: Yeah, God robin. Not only is that a filthy habit... but can I bum one?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: See my show?
Ted: I meant to watch it. I was just so busy with the being asleep thing, it took eight hours right down the drain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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