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You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney

I know I've missed a couple lately but we always said we'd be there for the big moments.

Robin

Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.

I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.

Barney

You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. That's the sad part.

Lily

I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle but this guy needs more of a wow factor.

The Mother

If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.

Barney

Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.

Barney
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