How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh" Quotes

Lily: At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall [to basketball ref]: There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney [about his infected piercing]: My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear!
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Student: What's the score?
Lily: It's all tied up at fun-to-fun
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Laser tag knows no age restrictions, much like stripping in the Midwest
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 5
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