Lily: At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Marshall [to basketball ref]: There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!
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Barney [about his infected piercing]: My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear!
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Student: What's the score?
Lily: It's all tied up at fun-to-fun
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Barney: Laser tag knows no age restrictions, much like stripping in the Midwest
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