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Lily: At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic
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Marshall [to basketball ref]: There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!
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Barney [about his infected piercing]: My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear!
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Student: What's the score?
Lily: It's all tied up at fun-to-fun
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Barney: Laser tag knows no age restrictions, much like stripping in the Midwest
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Total Quotes: 5

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Bagpipes
"Bagpipes"
Mon, November 2

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Robin [about their old neighbors bagpiping]: They're old?
Ted: Really old
Robin: So what did you do?
Ted: I didn't have the heart to tell them to stop, because, hey, good for them. So I just sat down, had a hard candy, nodded politely at some racist comments and left
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