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At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic


There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!

Marshall [to basketball ref]

My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear!

Barney [about his infected piercing]

Student: What's the score?
Lily: It's all tied up at fun-to-fun

Laser tag knows no age restrictions, much like stripping in the Midwest

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