How I Met Your Mother

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I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

Marshall

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.

I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney

Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.

The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.

James

We're gonna need a bigger booth.

Marshall
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 7 Quotes

The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.

James

We're gonna need a bigger booth.

Marshall