I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

Marshall

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• Added: October 24, 2011

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.

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• Added: October 24, 2011

I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney

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• Added: October 24, 2011

Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.

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• Added: October 24, 2011

The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.

James

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• Added: October 24, 2011

We're gonna need a bigger booth.

Marshall

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• Added: October 24, 2011