How I Met Your Mother "Noretta" Quotes
Marshall: I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
James: The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: We're gonna need a bigger booth.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
