How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Of Course" Quotes

Barney: Well, you're in luck because mine's the tiniest, and the more you touch it, the softer it gets.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: At least when I run out on a girl, I have the decency to sleep with her first. It's called manners.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Wow! I knew I would be bad at being a boyfriend, but I didn't know I'd be such a bad ex-boyfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Of course she is upset - take a look at yourself you dumb slut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: I'm talking about a super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic -
Ted: Yeah -
Barney: Strip Club?
Ted: Strip Club!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: Oh no, I am not going to give it up, she is. Thanks to Ted's book -
Ted: It's Robins, it's Robins.
Barney: I'm going to stay two steps ahead of her - there's a loop hole in here and I'm going to find it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Anita: Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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