How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 17: "Of Course" Quotes
Well, you're in luck because mine's the tiniest, and the more you touch it, the softer it gets.Barney
At least when I run out on a girl, I have the decency to sleep with her first. It's called manners.Barney
Wow! I knew I would be bad at being a boyfriend, but I didn't know I'd be such a bad ex-boyfriend.Barney
Of course she is upset - take a look at yourself you dumb slut.Lily
Ted: I'm talking about a super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic -
Ted: Yeah -
Barney: Strip Club?
Ted: Strip Club!
Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.
Barney: Oh no, I am not going to give it up, she is. Thanks to Ted's book -
Ted: It's Robins, it's Robins.
Barney: I'm going to stay two steps ahead of her - there's a loop hole in here and I'm going to find it.
Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.Anita