I finally found the one Marshall. Her name, is Bacon.


No no no! Ted do not give me that look.
Ted; A mountain of food, a ticking clock? Come on you live for this stuff.


Robin: No! We are not doing Weekend at Barney's!
Ted: But that's the dream!

You guys see the irony here. The only person who could possibly get Barney back on his feet is Barney.


Ok I think my fiancé peed himself a little.