How I Met Your Mother

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Ted: Dude... you shaved your fricking head?
Marshall: Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea- [looks in mirror] Oh, God, what did I do!? How could you let me shave my head!?
Ted: What!?
Marshall: You're the worst best man ever! I hate you!

The bride would like the tension out of my shoulders, and she'd like... lets say, you in the inappropriately short dress to rub them

Barney

Barney: May I have everybody's attention...
[Everyone ignores Barney]
Barney: It's for the bride.
[Everyone stops talking and turns towards Barney]

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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Barney: May I have everybody's attention...
[Everyone ignores Barney]
Barney: It's for the bride.
[Everyone stops talking and turns towards Barney]

The bride would like the tension out of my shoulders, and she'd like... lets say, you in the inappropriately short dress to rub them

Barney