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How-i-met-your-mother

Barney: I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
Laser Tag Kid: What's that got to do with Laser Tag?
Barney: Everything!

Stand up straight Cayden!

Barney

You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing, it's sad.

Lily
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