Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, supervolcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
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Ted: So you guys absolutely don't think I should call her?
Group: Ted, no!
Ted: Interesting piece of trivia... I called her.
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Karen: I love that you guys live in a dorm. So American. It's like, let's all eat bologna sandwiches and be racist
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Robin [to Ted and Karen, who are making out on the couch]: Hi, Ted. Hi, Lily. Don't worry, I won't tell Marshall.
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Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong
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Marshall [in zombie voice making fun of Karen]: I want to eat your brain.. but only if it's organic and grass fed
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Total Quotes: 6
