How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville" Quotes

Ted: Things have been weird lately. Is there another architect? Just tell me.
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside out underpants.
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Marshall: Okay that's ridiculous! Is Nick a genius? No. But does he have average intelligence? No! But he is a human being with a heart!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Talk about a double standard. Every time I go after a busty dullard that can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.
 • Rating: Unrated

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