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How-i-met-your-mother

Things have been weird lately. Is there another architect? Just tell me.

Ted

You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside out underpants.

Barney

Okay that's ridiculous! Is Nick a genius? No. But does he have average intelligence? No! But he is a human being with a heart!

Marshall

Talk about a double standard. Every time I go after a busty dullard that can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.

Barney
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