How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Stuff" Quotes

Robin: Oh, my God. You've been robbed.
Ted: Nope. Just got rid of all my old girlfriend stuff.
Robin: All that stuff was from your exes? Didn't you buy any stuff of your own?
Ted: What can I say? Papi got swag.
 • Rating: Unrated
Robin: Eight Flights of Stairs. Who puts a theater up 8 flights of stairs? What kind of building is this?
Barney: Well from the smell of it, a Urine Factory
 • Rating: Unrated
Future Ted: New York is famous for its theater, but there are different levels. There's Broadway; off-Broadway; off-off-Broadway; homeless people screaming in the park; and below that, the play your Aunt Lily was in
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Robin: She's leaving expensive lotions all over town. Sounds like a whore to me!
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 4
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