How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?

Marshall

Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?

Barney