How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man" Quotes
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness. Look at this little bastard.
Lily: This sonofabitch has knee dimples! Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: The only person who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen, is drunk Marshall Eriksen!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Lily: You're drinking for two tonight baby.
Marshall: I will do this, for the child.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: This isn't just getting laid. This is market research.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Here's your toast, single file ladies! No fatties!
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah you're right, it's Cleveland. Single file ladies!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding? Lose the Trapper Keeper!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: The happy couple needs to hear this! Things end, but from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce, hope can rise anew.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
