How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub" Quotes
Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Random Girl: How can you not remember my name...it rhymes with your name?
Barney: And I said my name was?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Marshall you can't pay your mortgage with hacky sacks and good vibes.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Lily: Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Ted: Why would you do that?
Zoey: I thought you'd like it?
Ted: Who likes that?
Zoey: I like it!
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
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