Oh my god. I'm eight years old again and life is perfect and I haven't peed my shorts in front of 350 Webelos at the Pine Wood Derby Regionals in Wheeling, West Virginia.

Barney

It would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.

Ted

Yes I'm in a rotten mood. No I don't want to talk about it. Yes this has booze in it. No it's not my first.

Lily

How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 8 Quotes

Yes I'm in a rotten mood. No I don't want to talk about it. Yes this has booze in it. No it's not my first.

Lily

It would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.

Ted