How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth" Quotes
Marshall: Bow down to Beercules!
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Ted: I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Well I'm sorry we could not do business together but if you'll excuse me I am in the middle of a game of Edward Forty Hands and the competition is fierce!
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Nines and tens mostly, there was a four once. She was a slump buster, but Nora after that I had a run you would not believe!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Whoa did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12