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Bow down to Beercules!

Marshall

I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!

Ted

This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.

Marshall

And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...

Barney

If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.

Barney

Well I'm sorry we could not do business together but if you'll excuse me I am in the middle of a game of Edward Forty Hands and the competition is fierce!

Pete

Nines and tens mostly, there was a four once. She was a slump buster, but Nora after that I had a run you would not believe!

Barney

Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!

Ted

Whoa did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!

Marshall
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