How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2: "The Naked Truth" Quotes
Bow down to Beercules!Marshall
I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!Ted
This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.Marshall
And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...Barney
If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.Barney
Well I'm sorry we could not do business together but if you'll excuse me I am in the middle of a game of Edward Forty Hands and the competition is fierce!Pete
Nines and tens mostly, there was a four once. She was a slump buster, but Nora after that I had a run you would not believe!Barney
Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!Ted
Whoa did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!Marshall
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
I did it again!Marshall
You didn't ruin a wedding, just the reception.Ted