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How-i-met-your-mother

Ted: Barney, or should I say Borrowney?
Marshall: You should never say that.

Ted: Hugh Hefner, in you lobby, right now!
Barney: I'm gonna grab my robe!

Robin: I love Patrice, we're like sisters.
Ted: You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.
Robin: Sisters fight Ted!

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