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For a long time, deep down I felt sort of, broken? But I don't feel that way anymore. Robin, along with the idea that vengeance will soon be mine, has made me 100% awesome.Barney
Barney: I've had sex in Ted's bed 14 times.
Ted: I asked if you wear shoulder pads.
- Permalink: I asked if you wear shoulder pads.
Ted: Uh Barney who's taller, me or you?
Barney: You're taller, I wear lifts in all my shoes.
- Permalink: You're taller, I wear lifts in all my shoes.
Screw tomorrow, lets go big tonight.Marshall
- Permalink: Screw tomorrow, lets go big tonight.