How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants To Be A Godparent" Quotes

Barney: If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.
Robin: Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ted: Cleveland sports are still relative. Lebron who? Right guys?
Barney: Ted neither Cleveland or you knows how to get over someone leaving them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Bro MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i bro. And on that farm he had some chicks, eei ee i bro. With a hot chick here and a dumb chick there...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: If called upon, I'd be honored to raise Marvin.
Robin: If you want him to be raised by his underwear on a flagpole, Teds your guy. If you want him pulling the cord on some other nerds panties, I'm your guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: Barney Stinson how may I direct my penis?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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