How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False" Quotes (Page 2)
Barney: People like being lied to. They just don't like finding out they've been lied to.
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Barney: Did the robber have five o'clock shadow and a ski cap?
Marshall: Yes, because I was robbed in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello.
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Barney: I'll believe Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.
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Barney: People want the lie. They need the lie!
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Pizza Guy: Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupon.
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