I'll believe Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.

Barney

People want the lie. They need the lie!

Barney

Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupon.

Pizza Guy

How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes

People like being lied to. They just don't like finding out they've been lied to.

Barney

People want the lie. They need the lie!

Barney