How I Met Your Mother Quotes
There is no girl too pretty. For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.
Barney
Barney: The international dateline, that's right new theory. What's that you ask?
Ted: Nobody did
Barney: I'll now address your query.
Twenty-five years of getting crane kicked in the nuts.
Billy Zabka
Kids, they don't understand logic, kids understand who shows up. That's why her dad's her hero and I get hung up on.
Daphne
Hey quick favor. I want to give this to Robin, Gretzkys her hero. She says his name sometimes in bed, I've accepted it.
Barney
Barney: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Lily: You and me.
Barney: Don't make me laugh Lily. You want to hit this so hard.
Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?
The Mother
And the only survivor was me, because I was upstairs banging Ted's mom. What? Get that blonde girl's phone number? Challenge accepted!
Barney
Oh my god. I'm eight years old again and life is perfect and I haven't peed my shorts in front of 350 Webelos at the Pine Wood Derby Regionals in Wheeling, West Virginia.
Barney
It would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.
Ted
Yes I'm in a rotten mood. No I don't want to talk about it. Yes this has booze in it. No it's not my first.
Lily
Barney: We're gonna make a great team. We just need some practice.
Robin: Yeah let's prove that we believe in marriage by workin together to help Marshall hide something from his wife!
