How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 1: "The Best Man"

Ted: The happy couple needs to hear this! Things end, but from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce, hope can rise anew.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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