Season 4, Episode 20: "Mosbius Designs"
Barney: Marshall, you're no Lily. Lily is a diabolical puppet-master, surreptitiously manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants. She is pure evil, Marshall. You've got a good one; hang onto her• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Robin: When PJ had a job, he was sexy. He was guardian of the bathroom key. A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee? That's the dream.
Ted: That's the dream? That's the dream?!?!?! Like what Martin Luther King was talking about??
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Marshall: Hey food guy! Toy guy! [about guy dressed as ninja]: who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here... I think we should leave the building
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before
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Barney: The things I know about this company, I'll never be fired. There's a chance I'll wash up on shore with no identifiable finger prints or teeth
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Season 4, Episode 19: "Murtaugh"
Lily: At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddybear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your Internet search history was a picnic• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Marshall [to basketball ref]: There's a Teen wolf! On the court! That can't be legal!
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Barney [about his infected piercing]: My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear!
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Student: What's the score?
Lily: It's all tied up at fun-to-fun
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Barney: Laser tag knows no age restrictions, much like stripping in the Midwest
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Season 4, Episode 18: "Old King Clancy"
Ted: What is an ETR?Barney: It's an Employee Transition Room.
Ted: What does that mean?
Barney: Well, it's a space where a supervisor and an employee engage in a knowledge transfer about an impending vocational paradigm shift.
Marshal: People get fired here
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