Season 4, Episode 16: "Sorry, Bro"
Ted: So you guys absolutely don't think I should call her?Group: Ted, no!
Ted: Interesting piece of trivia... I called her.
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Karen: I love that you guys live in a dorm. So American. It's like, let's all eat bologna sandwiches and be racist
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Robin [to Ted and Karen, who are making out on the couch]: Hi, Ted. Hi, Lily. Don't worry, I won't tell Marshall.
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Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong
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Marshall [in zombie voice making fun of Karen]: I want to eat your brain.. but only if it's organic and grass fed
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Season 4, Episode 15: "The Stinsons"
Loretta (Barney's Mom): Barney, when you were three I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily [to Marshall]: Hey you want to go do it in Barney's childhood bed again?
Barney: My race car bed?
Marshall: It handles great buddy
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Woman: You said that if I slept with you my son would get the part
Barney: Well apparently I'm a better actor than your kid
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Ted: Where does this woman live?
Robin: We're talking about a woman that actually Barney Stinson to commit, I'm guessing Narnia
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Season 4, Episode 14: "The Possimpible"
Robin: I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.Barney: Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can
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