Season 1, Episode 6: "Slutty Pumpkin"
Robin: I never played any team sportsTed: Are we playing "I never" cause there's nothing left but peach schnapps
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Ted: Come on, Barney, this is not about the odds, this is about believing. This girl, she represents something to me, I don't know, hope.
Barney: Wow. I did not understand a word you just said
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Mike: We love tiramisu. Am I wrong in saying that?
Robin: No, no, no, I mean it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it? We love tiramisu. Is it really a group activity, loving tiramisu?
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Marshall: Apple tart, excellent choice, Lilypad.
Lily: Thanks, Marshmallow.
Robin [to Mike]: Well, let's dig in, Mi... Mi... Microwave Oven
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Barney: Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression. What's with the face?
Ted: It's half you're pathetic, half I have to pee
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[Mike shows up to Halloween dressed as Hansel]
Mike: Where's your costume, Gretel?
Robin: You thought I was... Oh, I was just kidding. I gotta stop making jokes in e-mails. It's so hard to convey tone
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Barney: This party sucks. There are seven chicks here. [guy in dress takes off blond wig] There are six chicks here
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Lily: We are so gonna win the costume contest this year.
Marshall: First prize, $50 gift certificate at the bar.
Ted: And how much did you pay for your costumes?
Marshall: $100
Lily: Each
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Barney: You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engaged or married or, God forbid, fat
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Lily: How about a Halloween double-date?
Robin: I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people
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