Season 4, Episode 16: "Sorry, Bro"
Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry humpMarshall: I think you're hugging wrong
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Marshall [in zombie voice making fun of Karen]: I want to eat your brain.. but only if it's organic and grass fed
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Season 4, Episode 15: "The Stinsons"
Loretta (Barney's Mom): Barney, when you were three I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily [to Marshall]: Hey you want to go do it in Barney's childhood bed again?
Barney: My race car bed?
Marshall: It handles great buddy
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Woman: You said that if I slept with you my son would get the part
Barney: Well apparently I'm a better actor than your kid
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Ted: Where does this woman live?
Robin: We're talking about a woman that actually Barney Stinson to commit, I'm guessing Narnia
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Season 4, Episode 14: "The Possimpible"
Robin: I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.Barney: Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can
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Barney: That's what corporate America wants: people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything
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Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision—Visitivity
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Barney: Lottery girl's on.
Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.
Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,
Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 53,
Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 22,
Barney: Age you claim you are.
Lotto Girl: 31,
Barney: Age you actually are.
Lotto Girl: 45,
Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
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