How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates.
Barney
My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.
Robin
Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight.
Barney
And not a single fatty - that's impressive.
Jim Nantz
That woman nursing a Black Russian is about to chase it with a White American!
Barney
First of all, come on buddy, you can't handle the fudge.
Marshall
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint.
Every relationship has a reacher and a settler.
Robin
Barney: And there's about to be one more story - I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: Wait you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins - you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock.
It happened! Do you have any...split pea left?
Marshall
So are you really a Vikings fan or was that a lie too?
Jenkins
Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since Law School.
Marshall
