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Wow! I knew I would be bad at being a boyfriend, but I didn't know I'd be such a bad ex-boyfriend.


Of course she is upset - take a look at yourself you dumb slut.


Ted: I'm talking about a super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic -
Ted: Yeah -
Barney: Strip Club?
Ted: Strip Club!

Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.

Barney: Oh no, I am not going to give it up, she is. Thanks to Ted's book -
Ted: It's Robins, it's Robins.
Barney: I'm going to stay two steps ahead of her - there's a loop hole in here and I'm going to find it.

Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.


Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.


Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.

So now, phrama girls are the hottest profession.

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