How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.
And kids, that's how I met your mother. Psych! It was just some chick.Ted
Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.
Yeah I wasn't listening either. Ted can really go on about a bitch.Lily
Can I borrow an adult diaper?Marshall
Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.
I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now?Barney
A man can do a lot of living in three hours.Marshall
New is always better.Barney
Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?
Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.Robin