How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 24: "Challenge Accepted"

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Challenge accepted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: And kids, that's how I met your mother. Psych! It was just some chick.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Yeah I wasn't listening either. Ted can really go on about a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Can I borrow an adult diaper?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: A man can do a lot of living in three hours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: New is always better.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 23: "Landmarks"

Ted: Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Marshall: I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"

Ted: Kids, don't drink tequila.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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