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Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Challenge accepted.

Barney

And kids, that's how I met your mother. Psych! It was just some chick.

Ted

Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.

Yeah I wasn't listening either. Ted can really go on about a bitch.

Lily

Can I borrow an adult diaper?

Marshall

Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.

I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now?

Barney

A man can do a lot of living in three hours.

Marshall

New is always better.

Barney

Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?

Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.

Robin
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.

Barney
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