How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 6 Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"

Marshall: Oh that's super interesting but you have a small penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Asian girls love them some Jews.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Ted that is so romantic, I want to fill a pillow case with dead batteries and beat you with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoe: Not a drag queen but you seriously have me rethinking this eye shadow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: What's your newest scotch?
Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch? Don't let it touch your skin.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Lily: They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trish the secretary: Excuse me Mr. Stinson?
Barney: NOT NOW TRISH!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 4: "Subway Wars"

Barney: Check it, I just drove a Pedi cab 26 blocks and I still smell incredible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Barney says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Calculator Mascot: Sounds like you guys need to 'Clear Everything,' 'Subtract' the negativity and 'Add' some perspective.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out, and I have this amazing poker group, and I smell incredible, just, here, seriously smell me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Come on, Spice Channel!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Eriksen men are hella fertile.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Machines are overrated and someone needs to take them down a peg.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: The bus? Every time I take the bus there is always that one crazy person that no one wants to sit near and that is why I have never taken the bus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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