How I Met Your Mother

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How i met your mother
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Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted

I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical.

Marshall

New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn.

Barney

First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me.

Ted

That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.

Barney

Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine

Barney

Barney : Let's see, what club should we hit first ? There's club “Was”, there's “Wrong”...
Marshall : Those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney : Oh no !
Marshall : Yeah “Oh No” shut down too !
Ted : There's “Where”.
Jerry : Where's “Where” ?
Lily : “Where”'s where “Was” was isn't it ?
Barney : No “Was” wasn't where “Where” was, “Was” was where “Wrong” was right ?
Jerry : Okay...
Ted : No “Okay” that place is lame.
Robin : “Okay” is lame ? I thought “Lame” was a gay bar... Or is that “Wrong” ?
Marshall : That's wrong, that's not “Wrong”.
Barney : Guys, focus !
Robin : Oh I like “Focus” let's go there !
Ted : Where ?
Robin : Not “Where”, “Focus” !
Lily : I thought “Focus” was closed ?
Barney : No, “Was” was closed, once “Was” shut down it reopened “Is Closed”
Marshall : “Closed” is opened !
Robin : No, “Closed” is closed.

Kids, don't drink tequila.

Ted

Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?

Ted

I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.

Ted

Show me chicken wings!

Barney

Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.

Lily
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted