How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"

Ted: I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Show me chicken wings!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: We need to get these bitches drunk!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 21: "Hopeless"

Barney : Let's see, what club should we hit first ? There's club “Was”, there's “Wrong”...
Marshall : Those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney : Oh no !
Marshall : Yeah “Oh No” shut down too !
Ted : There's “Where”.
Jerry : Where's “Where” ?
Lily : “Where”'s where “Was” was isn't it ?
Barney : No “Was” wasn't where “Where” was, “Was” was where “Wrong” was right ?
Jerry : Okay...
Ted : No “Okay” that place is lame.
Robin : “Okay” is lame ? I thought “Lame” was a gay bar... Or is that “Wrong” ?
Marshall : That's wrong, that's not “Wrong”.
Barney : Guys, focus !
Robin : Oh I like “Focus” let's go there !
Ted : Where ?
Robin : Not “Where”, “Focus” !
Lily : I thought “Focus” was closed ?
Barney : No, “Was” was closed, once “Was” shut down it reopened “Is Closed”
Marshall : “Closed” is opened !
Robin : No, “Closed” is closed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jerry: A magician never reveals his greatest trick, but I'll give you a hint. You've gotta meet the right girl. Who knows, maybe you'll meet her tomorrow?
Barney: Maybe I've met her already.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: I'm too far gone, I'm broken.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ted: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
Lily: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
Marshall: And I won that race!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jerry: Look what I just ripped out of the ground!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barney: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
Jerry: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Game on! If I can score five numbers before you can, then we have sex in the bathroom but, if you can score five numbers before me, then we have sex in the bathroom.
Lily: So our usual wager. Deal!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry not Stay at Home Jerome.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Barney: My dad will be all, why don't you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: Robin, no one watches the news unless it's a car chase or a nip slip.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Barney: Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 20: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Random Girl: How can you not remember my name...it rhymes with your name?
Barney: And I said my name was?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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