How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.Ted
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I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical.Marshall
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New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn.Barney
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First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me.Ted
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That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.Barney
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Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'GineBarney
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Barney : Let's see, what club should we hit first ? There's club â€œWasâ€, there's â€œWrongâ€...
Marshall : Those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney : Oh no !
Marshall : Yeah â€œOh Noâ€ shut down too !
Ted : There's â€œWhereâ€.
Jerry : Where's â€œWhereâ€ ?
Lily : â€œWhereâ€'s where â€œWasâ€ was isn't it ?
Barney : No â€œWasâ€ wasn't where â€œWhereâ€ was, â€œWasâ€ was where â€œWrongâ€ was right ?
Jerry : Okay...
Ted : No â€œOkayâ€ that place is lame.
Robin : â€œOkayâ€ is lame ? I thought â€œLameâ€ was a gay bar... Or is that â€œWrongâ€ ?
Marshall : That's wrong, that's not â€œWrongâ€.
Barney : Guys, focus !
Robin : Oh I like â€œFocusâ€ let's go there !
Ted : Where ?
Robin : Not â€œWhereâ€, â€œFocusâ€ !
Lily : I thought â€œFocusâ€ was closed ?
Barney : No, â€œWasâ€ was closed, once â€œWasâ€ shut down it reopened â€œIs Closedâ€
Marshall : â€œClosedâ€ is opened !
Robin : No, â€œClosedâ€ is closed.
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Kids, don't drink tequila.Ted
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Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?Ted
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I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.Ted
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Show me chicken wings!Barney
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Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.Lily
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Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.
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He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.Barney
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