How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 6 Episode 20: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

Robin: The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: Marshall you can't pay your mortgage with hacky sacks and good vibes.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Lily: Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ted: Why would you do that?
Zoey: I thought you'd like it?
Ted: Who likes that?
Zoey: I like it!
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 19: "Legendaddy"

Barney: No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: No Barney, I'm never going to talk to my dad again.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jerry: So then all the county judges started shouting "More Quiche, More Quiche!!!"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Lily, at our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jerry: Long story short I've been managing tours ever since and that dude high fives people with his face now.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Robin: I still think about him in the shower.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barney: Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart"

Robin: OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Barney: I want to be confused with you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Lily: Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
Ted: Sandwich brownies?
Lily: OK!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Barney: Never ever meet a girl's parents.
Ted: Not even if she is hot?
Barney: Not even if her mom's hot?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Marshall: You got nothing on me.
Barney: The calzone?
Marshall: Checkmate.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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