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How-i-met-your-mother

Barney : Let's see, what club should we hit first ? There's club “Was”, there's “Wrong”...
Marshall : Those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney : Oh no !
Marshall : Yeah “Oh No” shut down too !
Ted : There's “Where”.
Jerry : Where's “Where” ?
Lily : “Where”'s where “Was” was isn't it ?
Barney : No “Was” wasn't where “Where” was, “Was” was where “Wrong” was right ?
Jerry : Okay...
Ted : No “Okay” that place is lame.
Robin : “Okay” is lame ? I thought “Lame” was a gay bar... Or is that “Wrong” ?
Marshall : That's wrong, that's not “Wrong”.
Barney : Guys, focus !
Robin : Oh I like “Focus” let's go there !
Ted : Where ?
Robin : Not “Where”, “Focus” !
Lily : I thought “Focus” was closed ?
Barney : No, “Was” was closed, once “Was” shut down it reopened “Is Closed”
Marshall : “Closed” is opened !
Robin : No, “Closed” is closed.

Kids, don't drink tequila.

Ted

Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?

Ted

I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.

Ted

Show me chicken wings!

Barney

Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.

Lily

We need to get these bitches drunk!

Robin

Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!

Lily

The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.

Robin
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