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Crocodile Dundee Three is the second best of the Croc trilogies, so maybe I can live with that.

Marshall

Robin: All that stuff is really nice.
Lily: Yeah it's positive racism.

The Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people!

Marvin Eriksen

If? Ted those kids jumped into a painting and chased a cartoon fox around for fifteen minutes. Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.

Robin

Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!

My sperm is fine!

Marshall

We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry your hair."

Marshall's Dad

He's going to masturbate!

Lily

Marshall: Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney: I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri County Laser Tag Co Champion.

Marshall: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.
Ted: Ew! He has to do that?

I WISH I was the office slut.

Robin

I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot.

Marshall
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes

Robin: Ted, the future is scary. But you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting...
Barney: But it's a mistake.

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted
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