How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 6 Episode 8: "Natural History"

Barney: So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 7: "Canning Randy"

Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Robin: God, your nose is bleeding like a faucet
Randy: Yeah, I'm sorry this happens every time I get an erection.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Randy: Just to make sure we're on the same page: is send them downtown not an expression for shredding a document?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Arthur: I care about high yield off shore investments and so does Tugboat here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Becky: BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! It's the Far Hampton Boat Show!!!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Marshall: Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: Hey which reminds me is your friend Gobbin? Flobbin? Coming tonight? Not that I really care.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 6: "Baby Talk"

Barney: Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: That is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I have ever banged.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Marshall: I love you and I'm going to love the crap out of whatever kind of baby we have.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and you breathe smells like a mermaid's fart.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ted: Hey hey hey hey, spiders got to die, so trees can grow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Of all the women in New York, you had to go out with an eight year old girl.
Ted: Not what it sounds like, folks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"

Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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