How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 24: "The Magician's Code Part Two"

Marshall: We got a ten!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny Ted?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I've missed these talks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: That guy's a dad!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 23: "The Magician's Code Part One"

Barney: There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Come with me if you want to bang.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Oh we're bustin' apple bags? I can bust apple bags.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I'm going to get you to that hospital or die trying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal you stop even touching yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 22: "Good Crazy"

Marshall: He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: All hail Beercules!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to d**k Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Please help me off the couch so I can storm out!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: It's 2012! What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent while you're reading a newspaper at a book store?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 21: "Now We're Even"

Robin: Robin Sparkles was a cabin-hold name!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barney: Get out your MetroCard Ted because tonight's the night we partied with the mole people!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago.
Barney: What movie?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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