How I Met Your Mother

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We got a ten!

Marshall

Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny Ted?

Robin

Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I've missed these talks.

That guy's a dad!

Ted

There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.

Barney

Come with me if you want to bang.

Barney

Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?

Oh we're bustin' apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

Robin

I'm going to get you to that hospital or die trying.

Barney

Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal you stop even touching yourself.

Robin

He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!

Marshall

All hail Beercules!

Marshall
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes

Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!

You can't fire me I'm union bitch!

Ted