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How-i-met-your-mother

The happy couple needs to hear this! Things end, but from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce, hope can rise anew.

Ted

Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!

Ted

Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.

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