How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"

Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"

Kevin: If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Barney: Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey dude fork over those nachos...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 9: "Disaster Averted"

Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I'm going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Marshall: You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: You know what they call this in the Couv? BBQ weather!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 8: "Perfect on Paper"

Barney: Heavens to Gretzky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: When it's just not there, you can't force it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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