When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.

Yosi

Gentleman to our sons may they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

David

(regarding Rene) He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Ben

Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Cam

Marco, aren't you gay?

Ben

What are you twelve? How many more times will you say f- the man.

Ben

Ben: Do you still like the name?
Francisco: Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.

(to Rene) I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

Cam

You know the secret to selling jeans? Cool pockets.

Random guy

Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.

Ben

KKK really?

Cam

I'd rather do it once - well.

Ben