Gentleman to our sons may they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

David

(regarding Rene) He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Ben

(to Rene) I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

Cam

Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Cam

Marco, aren't you gay?

Ben

What are you twelve? How many more times will you say f- the man.

Ben

KKK really?

Cam

Ben: Do you still like the name?
Francisco: Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.

You know the secret to selling jeans? Cool pockets.

Random guy

Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.

Ben

I'd rather do it once - well.

Ben

Where's my cousin and his Jewish lover?

Rene
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