You're friend has been telling me bad jokes the whole time and calls it crazy chemistry.

Girl that Cam is hitting on

I think that you've given enough humm ding in your life to join us for lunch.

Rachel

He's not an ATM, Cam.

Ben

So basically you're asking me to go into my own pocket to make you guys rich.

Rene

This is history in the making baby.

Cam

I'm just a hard working man trying to get by.

Ben

People don't call their exes when they are moving on - its counter productive.

Ben

You wanna roll tonight, for reels!?

David

If I had to make a choice I would say Mexican.

Rachel

Eddie: You're getting closer to that age you will be when you die.
Rachel: Jesus Eddie.

I'm gonna get you so high before dinner you are not going to tell them apart.

Eddie

What's up wit these decks?

Ben