How To Make It In America "Unhappy Birthday" Quotes
Daren: Here's to things happening for a reason.
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Cam: Man I know you better than you know you.
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Ben: It's still early David - relax.
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Rachel: Daren - it's like nothing phases you.
Daren: Snakes, Snakes.
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Rachel: Eddie is her own brand of crazy.
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Eddie: I'm gonna get you so high before dinner you are not going to tell them apart.
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Eddie: You're getting closer to that age you will be when you die.
Rachel: Jesus Eddie.
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Rachel: If I had to make a choice I would say Mexican.
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David: You wanna roll tonight, for reels!?
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Ben: People don't call their exes when they are moving on - its counter productive.
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