Dude, your kind's putting me in a me or you type situation.

Guerrero

Nobody deserves to die.

Chance

You're not as stuck as you think. There's another way.

Winston

Victoria: Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?
Chance: What's his name?
Victoria: Tony.
Chance: How do you know you're in love with him?
Victoria: (smiles)

Victoria: Be honest, how certain were you that would work?
Chance: About 50/50.

Victoria: I wasn't aware that fornicating in convenience store bathrooms was common practice.
Chance: Welcome to New York.

Chance: I told you not to look down.
Victoria: I think I made it abundantly clear to you how I feel about heights.
Chance: This is barely twenty feet, it hardly qualifies as heights. Even if you did fall you probably would break something but you wouldn't die.

Feeling better about those fencing lessons?

Chance

A stripper in a tiara does not constitute royalty.

Winston

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!

Chance: Hi, I'm Christopher Chance. Your mom sent me.
Shaw: My mom, your not one of them?
Chance: Would we still be talking if I were?

Shaw: A mercenary with a heart of gold.
Chance: I prefer death retardant specialist.

Human Target Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance