The paper bag thing... it's for the birds.

Tanya

This one time I was on a diet pill and I stayed up for 67 hours... I lost three pounds.

Patty

I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.

Damon

I myself was involved in a program, Poets In Schools. It's kinda like blood... for the soul.

Tanya

Ray: What do you always say?
Mike: I wanna f*%k Rhonda Barr?

Mike: One kid wrote 'I hate Mr. Hunt with a passion that burns like a thousand suns.
Ray: That's teaching. Some kids are gonna hate earth science no matter what you do.

Hung Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Ray: What do you always say?
Mike: I wanna f*%k Rhonda Barr?

Mike: One kid wrote 'I hate Mr. Hunt with a passion that burns like a thousand suns.
Ray: That's teaching. Some kids are gonna hate earth science no matter what you do.