Don't call me T-Brain! I'm a mother fucking pimp!


I thought of something Dr. Lepke that you didn't think of when you were! I'm the allergen.


Darby: I don't want you to write any more poems about me.
Damon: It wasn't about you. It was about fetuses...fetuses in general.

I thought you were different. I thought you were a good person. And I thought you were pretty fucking cool. And you know what? You turned out to be none of those things.


Find a new co-manager, Ray. Find a new third base coach. Find a new friend.


Lenore: I'm so glad we could hang out Patty. I called you so many times but you're always so busy.
Patty: I didn't even know you were trying to get a hold of me. I didn't get any messages.

Tanya: Are those your kids?
Charlie: So she says.

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