Lenore: I'm taking a little survey. Can you have an orgasm from just cock or do you need a guy to go down on you to get off?
Jessica: I can't answer that.
Lenore: I've asked a bunch of my clients. Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick. Well?
Jessica: Tongue helps.

You don't need to like the lady. You just need to... like the cash.


Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.

(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'


Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.


Patty: Well, having sex with that guy [Ray] is like doing coke. It's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
Tanya: That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
Patty: But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.

Damon: Powell's not into labels, Dad. And quite frankly, neither am I.
Ray: Okay, Damester. (voice-over) Now, I'm not above admitting George Clooney is a handsome man, but this was a whole other thing.

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