Tanya: You think I could use your restroom?
Francis: There's a Starbucks right down the road.

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A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.

Ray

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You were happy teenager because you were a slut.

Grandma

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I like working on the nursery and getting screwed everyday.

Claire

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We are selling a lifestyle. Tucson is the gateway to dick. Have some f*cking class.

Lenore

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Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.

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I'm giving you a fantastic bed so you don't sleep like a homeless, on a cot.

Mrs. Koontz

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