Hung "Tuscon Is the Gateway to Dick" Quotes
Tanya: You think I could use your restroom?
Francis: There's a Starbucks right down the road.
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Ray: A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.
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Grandma: You were happy teenager because you were a slut.
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Claire: I like working on the nursery and getting screwed everyday.
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Lenore: We are selling a lifestyle. Tucson is the gateway to d**k. Have some f*cking class.
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Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.
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Mrs. Koontz: I'm giving you a fantastic bed so you don't sleep like a homeless, on a cot.
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